The more efficient we become at killing terrorists without harming innocent bystanders, the less incentive we have to change the policies that result in people becoming terrorists (mainly the support for backwards, corrupt, or sometimes outright murderous regimes because they’re friendly to our investors, allied…

Im pretty sure that car is on my local craiglist.  Still runs, recently cleaned.  

I run in private mode, so I don’t remember anything. 

I’m dumber for having watched this, and that’s saying something:  I routinely watch First Take

between now and 2004

please, no more.  this is all so depressing

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

The fuck?

I had to pause the first video and take a look around to make sure I’m still a human on this planet. I need an adult to help me explain to me the feelings I’m having right now.

Pferd frau fliegt wie ein vogel mit den flügeln (Update Sechs)!!!!!!!

How is it inaccurate? I see a hole in the roof and a cracked windshield. Sure, it’s not a small, circular outline of the missile, but given that the blades extend just before impact that picture is exactly what I would expect.

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i’ve seen on this website, and I watched the entire video of Barry killing himself with scrambled eggs.  fuck

I honestly don’t think it would matter. I mean they literally used to see it in person. Generals and even sovereign leaders used to maintain a presence on the battlefield before the development of modern geopolitics and even that didn’t stop them.

I mean other than an incredibly precise laser, or an actual assassin on the ground, this seems pretty damn effective. If someone isn’t completely against any form of conflict I’m confused how they could be against this.

And how can you forget the NSX isn’t pure like the old one, all McLarens look the same and they make too many, 911s are somehow the same as the last one yet have too many changes, Veloster N sucks because of having 3 doors and the badge on the grill, the STI has an ancient engine, and the Focus RS doesn't have real…

“the Corvette is too expensive” is literally the only complaint I don’t think I’ve read on this site. It seems like the only thing Jalopys can agree on is that the Corvette has been priced really well for the amount of performance that you get for your money. Everybody here complains about the interior materials and…

going mid-engined will cause Zora to roll over in his grave

You forgot to mention the GTI is too fat and safe, the Corvette is too expensive and going mid-engined will cause Zora to roll over in his grave, the Boxster/Cayman’s turbo-4 sounds terrible... God, it’s like you aren’t even listening to us complain, Patrick. This article really missed the mark.

Not in the front seat anyway...

Where do I find your drivers? I recently had a driver taking me to the airport tell me about chemtrails.