This is actually excellent, clever clickbait.

It’s only half a kidney, so not quiiiiite there yet.

Well, uh, you’re right. So no - not gonna fight you lol.

Worst-case scenario: we’ll know which bits to take/cut off from the production version ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Your uncle/cousin/friend on FB who kept nagging you about the upcoming Bronco is probably freaking out right now.

(stealing this from the C8 stans) This is gonna be such a problem for the Defender.

They really, really don’t tho - but I’m criticizing the buyers, not Mercedes.

They should wait till they can afford the good stuff, not settle for whatever the fuck that thing is.

Yeah this is a great move for IndyCar and definitely not a potential dumpster fire.

That makes a bunch of sense; for example, I’ve seen way more DeLoreans (and interest in them in the car community) in the last 2 years than I have in my entire life. And didn’t Matt Farah just get a Countach ?

I can’t imagine walking past an AMG-GT or the new G-wagen - or fuck it, even the E63 wagon - and asking about this “coupe” thingy with a straight face.

Everyone will give you shit and pretend they don’t wanna sex a Kardashian, but I support you bruv.

I suspect a degree of bias on your part....can’t put my finger on why... 

It is a bit surprising neither of them have touched this. Maybe demand just isn’t there ?

Your mom.

Better than that Wrangler, for sure.

Man if only there were ways to contact the author directly. 

I’ll be damned if I’m not driving this in bad weather as-is.

Know how I know you have a blindspot for Wranglers ?