Yeah, no. Japanese culture has a hard-on for doing shit like this precisely because no one wants it or would think it was weird as hell.

Lol You will never buy or make a drift van- which by all appearances is probably hella cheap to do.

While this is a little disappointing to learn, it’s actually not surprising at all.

Could do the same thing with a Ford Transit/EcoBoost TTV6. Or a Toyota Sienna/2JZ insanity build. Or a Nissan NV/GT-R TTV6 swap.

1. It has more than enough power for what’ll be it’s most common use-cases.

Lol No one’s buying an HR-V for speed, my dude.

There was PBR involved, my g. You already know.

“Watch your mouth, BOI.”

Man if only there was a way to change them or something - someone should work on that.

HR-V is dope. Always looks better than I expect when I catch it in person. 

“No, you crossover-loving cheapskates.”

RIP Rep Cummings.

before he finally chugs the last of his PBR (lol) and storms out.

Waitwaitwait - Splinter died?!

In a perfect world, this would be a Netflix special.

What you said - minus throwing these jokers any cash.

Like I told the OP - go ahead and buy some janky old Mustang and see if this dealership actually gives you $3k towards a new one. The use of “qualifying” means that there’s likely more boxes you gotta check before they greenlight any trade-ins.

I don’t know how you looked at that car - with deliberately eye-catching use of yellow and red - and arrived at “boring grey”, but you do you man.

If you think they’re gonna basically gift you $3k for a $900 Stang, go for it my dude.

Basically, if you currently have a qualifying Ford Mustang,