Lol No one’s buying an HR-V for speed, my dude.

There was PBR involved, my g. You already know.

“Watch your mouth, BOI.”

Man if only there was a way to change them or something - someone should work on that.

HR-V is dope. Always looks better than I expect when I catch it in person. 

“No, you crossover-loving cheapskates.”

RIP Rep Cummings.

before he finally chugs the last of his PBR (lol) and storms out.

Waitwaitwait - Splinter died?!

In a perfect world, this would be a Netflix special.

What you said - minus throwing these jokers any cash.

Like I told the OP - go ahead and buy some janky old Mustang and see if this dealership actually gives you $3k towards a new one. The use of “qualifying” means that there’s likely more boxes you gotta check before they greenlight any trade-ins.

I don’t know how you looked at that car - with deliberately eye-catching use of yellow and red - and arrived at “boring grey”, but you do you man.

If you think they’re gonna basically gift you $3k for a $900 Stang, go for it my dude.

Basically, if you currently have a qualifying Ford Mustang,

This is an excellent community service/public safety initiative. Cars & Coffees everywhere should be grateful.

Are you colorblind ? There’s a bit more than just grey going on.

Buy the crate engine and do it yourself, (Tahoe) guy.

Posting that tweet was a bad Decision™️

/“beloved”