/ignores article entirely

She’s free from tyrannical monarchies and the threat of slavery - which is what inspired the motto. Not all laws.

It’s really not that much revenue, and they’d catch shit from everyone else they’ve likely forced to turn in their plates. 

That’s 8 characters, so no.

It’s a figure of speech, guy.

Sure, but this one plate isn’t going to make/break their earnings. I’m sure they could recall a good number of plates and be perfectly fine.

Make sure you pee before you-

Dave Chappelle has become the Floyd Mayweather Jr of comedy.

Team NoOne. She should be allowed to keep it, but it’s a dumb plate and a dumb hill to die on.

Calm down, guy. It’s not that serious. 

I’m almost impressed at how low they’ll sink to.

Hyundai/Genesis makes what the people buy. Chances are you’ve never bought a Hyundai product, so why should they care what you think and go against a working formula?

I think it’s a requirement for every Popeye’s and Arby’s location to look 15-20 years older than they actually are.

“Survival” lol Mercedes is more than fine. 

Why in the world would I waste money on a Miata, nevermind using one as a daily driver ?

“For what it’s worth, I’m not really a fan of the current Mercedes-Benz design language.” - samesies.

Not the least bit surprised. I’m old enough to remember when Popeyes would consistently run out of chicken tenders back when those were the new flex; to date, they’re the only chain I’ve ever experienced such a thing happen. 

After 40-45 I don’t care as much, but I’d still be like “Was there no one suitable closer to your age?”

I won’t lie to you - it took me a solid 10-12 seconds to get that. But when I did: