You get a star from me for throwing Terry Gross into the mix.

How much did David Tracy give you for it?

Lotus. They have so much potential, they could be out there making good looking light weight cars but instead they elect shitty CEOs and build what seems to be second rate sports cars. I know they will never build anything in large volume but my goodness when was the last time they had a hit? when was the last time…

I can’t think of one single brand I’m actually excited about. I’d like to say VW, but they’re weasels. I’d like to say Mini, but I’ve heard too many stories about their reliability to seriously consider one. Subaru? yawn. Fiat? nearly, so keep trying. BMW? Big fat cars that cost a lot. Nissan? I’m not even…

Lancia,

What he is really saying is the dorks that can afford these cars never ever drive them.

Another Jalopnik-alum makes it in the real world. Good for him.

Counterpoint; reasons to not buy it:

Well once I start trying to bite you to death, feel free to shoot me. I rather like all of my limbs in tact. If that makes me a pussy, so be it, but at least I will still have all of my fingers to flip you off.

Thumbs up for surviving!

I don’t see this getting COTD but it’s COTD in my heart.

It would be worth it to see reaction videos.

RACECAR

This headline is reckless, David. Some young impressionable kid is going to read this article, and then think becoming an electrical engineer is a good idea.

it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out

This is nothing like the Phaeton...

Nice ride