1492m
Mike
1492m

...starting at £135,000 GBP, or about $169,500

Slightly kicking myself here for not sitting atop my flower bedecked Fiat in my underwear to announce my pregnancy a year and a half ago. Oh wait, no I’m not. I’m thankful not a single picture of my grotesque, pallid whale body exists. Also, I would have dented my roof.

Are you sure that’s not a Toyota? Because I’m pretty sure it has a JZ inside.

Um, can I get one restored by Toyota instead?

Mmmmm... “greatness”

“very reminiscent of Nazi Germany,”Give me a break. This kind of rhetoric is what is actually dividing this country. I seriously doubt the person who said that was anywhere near Nazi Germany during WWII.

This is exactly why I decided to never buy a Ferrari. Well, this and being poor. But mostly this.

But was it the 23 window?

Are you especially attached to the C5 Corvette? Would you, for some reason, like to own the last one ever built? That’s never been even registered and barely even driven (mileage: 28)? You can! 

That’s a good question. Let’s say it’s a separately-grown biological component used to help facilitate the speech generation. Why don’t they just use a speaker? Do they need to taste? I never said there wasn’t sill work to be done in Homunculus Studies.

I’ve been an ardent supporter of the TurboTeen hypothesis. Now you’ve given me nutrient paste for thought.

When the Aliens intercept our internet to learn of our culture. I hope this is the first thing they read.

I call this the Homunculus Theory.

How long have you been stewing over this, Jason?

It was cheaper than you’d think. Building was about $11k and the slab and grading was about $7k, so by the time we did the inside ourselves and got the wiring done, I’m in it less than $25k:

It’s like this isn’t even a car site anymore.....pickup trucks and minivans? Best we could do here? Come on.....Let’s give him a jalopnik special - the volvo wagon! Only more like volvo SUV for dog purposes.

“Warm regards”

Buy a Mazda