Your mom thinks I’m cool.

Roger Ailes was a walking toilet and guess what, Albert Berneko is a walking toilet on the other side of the spectrum. Both bad, only one will make a blip on the radar at their death.

Maybe I like golf carts Luke.

It goes from 0-30 faster than an M3. So if you never leave your gated community, it is cool.

“I miss Tavarish”
-nobody

“Exuberant beating off”

Then still on the wrong website...

My worst dealership story is my own story.
I was in my twenties, gaining weight, losing hair, losing girlfriends and on an eternal community college track. Worst of all, I worked at a dealership. The place was depleting my soul. Before it was too late I got the hell out of there and got my life on track.

Says the Canadian moocher

Jason vs Pixar

That’s some shear luck.

So you were mugged by a drugged thug in your slug bug?

I worked at a Mercedes-Benz dealership when these came out and we had one that sat for over a year. They marketed it and discounted it heavily and still couldn’t get rid of it. They ended up trading it to another Mercedes dealer. It wasn’t as hot when they were new as people think. Then the SLS came out and it looked…

Maybe you should try being informed instead of just opinionated.

He’s not talking about the cars.

I wrench when I want to and pay when I don’t.