Only a Russkie would connect that wire to the power source like that!

His reflections on airline peanuts should make us think too. 

Fuck cats.

I would have given the previous episode a much higher grade. It really puts things into context as does the line to Tilly from the detective that however she thought she knew them in there, in the outside world they are much different. I did think it was a little too nice to Sweat (remember the flashback was slightly u…

"Stupid poetic justice!"

Thus solving the problem once and for all!

"Lousy loveable dog."
"Lousy traumatic childhood."
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"

That's not an astronaut, that's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.

"Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time. Thus solving the problem once and for all."
"But-"
"ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

You know, I've seen "Roswell That Ends Well" dozens of times, and I think in the scope of "Futurama's" entire run, Leela really didn't cook enough roasts.

He speaks out of love for his friend. Perhaps that love in his heart is God.

The time for stupid statements is over.

Or the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft

"Marv Albert here at Madison Cube Garden where the Harlem Globetrotters take on a squad of atomic supermen in what promises to be a by-the-numbers athletic contest with no surprises whatsoever."

To be clear, the writers of a fictional comedy about the shallowness of politics felt Gov. Rick Perry's failing to remember the three depts he would close would be too unbelievable for their show and had Selena mostly forget her third R and create a terrible one on the spot. All because Perry's true incompetence is…

I think the previous two seasons showed Selina is an incompetent politician. This season has shown what we already know, that every politician is incompetent so Selina's incompetence is by no means a disqualifier for the presidency.

Artie, on divorce:

Just eat the damn orange!

"Repeat after me: Co-hosting detracts from my essential specialness in the marketplace."

Boy, I tell ya, nothing beats that missionary position.