We all knew Ivanka was going to be First Lady, anyway, right? Melania might as well stay home.

I cling to the hope that all the humans will die and Mother Nature will sigh, “FINALLY! So glad those ungrateful MFers are gone. Everyone else in the Garden of Eden, you all are now free to move about the cabin. Enjoy the rest of the ride. Should be smooth sailing from here on out.”

But he’s only invisible when nobody’s looking.

You can’t really tell from this picture, but the invisible kid is actually black.

Gun violence was higher 25 years ago, yes. But that’s ALL gun violence. The ebbing of violent crime across the board has brought that down a lot, thank goodness.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

This is the book that started my career as a nerd so to see a girl that looks like me in the lead role beyond awesome.