Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

What you or anyone “thinks” they are trying to do is irrelevant. Freedom of and from religion—no matter if you find the religion annoying or not. I don’t get to decide that no one could actually believe that “rise from the dead” mumbo jumbo and you don’t get to decide how serious others are.

That is an insult to Rip Taylor (who’s a national treasure!)

Why do men have to be kicked in the nuts for laughs?

Aside from everything else that’s wrong with this, this is why nobody should enter politics at the level of a presidential campaign. Anybody who’s served even half a term on Podunk City Council knows how to tactfully ignore a baby crying during their stump speech without losing their train of thought.

I’ve commented many times on Jez about how the anti-vaxx movement deeply offends me as the mom of an autistic child. The last time I commented I got a response basically saying: “if you got to choose, you wouldn’t choose for your kid to have autism”. I thought about it a lot and I really think I would. My son has an…

Christ you’re a fucking idiot. Yeah, it’s fucking Gawker’s fault. Not the post RNC bump, DNC e-mail hacks, etc. It’s Gawker Media. Shut the hell up.

Same here.

Don’t be so fucking melodramatic.

I’m sorry to hear about your troubles. If it is any consolation, I myself have gotten dramatically older and comically fatter during the eight-year Obama regime.

You must be fun at parties.

I voted for Sen Sanders in the primary, and am going to vote for Hillary in the general, and I agree with you. I’m still going to vote for her, but this was pretty scummy. At the same time- much though I like Bernie, I don’t know why so many people expected that the DNC would give him much effort. He isn’t a Democrat,…

Here’s JLo in 1996, presumably without having had much (if any) work done :

I didn’t know that we’re calling Puerto Ricans with visible African features “white” these days.

Yeah I mean if a candidate started performing literal miracle and like curing cancer on stage-turning everyones water bottles into wine-making one slice Pizza multiply unil there was enough for everyone. They would absolutely have my vote.

Good job being a consistent dick, Sizemore.

Umm.... have you paid attention at all in the last 8 years? Michelle Obama has been criticized for EVERYTHING, from what she wears in official photos, to her college thesis topic, to the cause she supports (because what could be worse than trying to get kids to eat healthier and be more active?! What a monster!)…

Weak attempt at a strawman there. Melania’s speech is important because it is another example of how the Trump campaign does things, which is an example of how a Trump White House would do things.

This speech was meant to officially introduce her to the nation, just as the convention is meant to officially introduce…

You’re pretty. Calling out blatant plagiarism is not nitpicking.

The only thing I see in the fruit salad is the pineapple. Everything else is nothing to me.