You mock but that’s how me and my wife met. We were both at a Podiatry convention in St. Kitts and, after my customary 75 backstroke laps to start my day, I got out of the pool and grabbed my commemorative Batman Forever beach towel only for our hands to meet as she reached for the same one. We laughed over the…

Actually, it means more than you can imagine. Thank you.

Hugs. I’m going through a bit of the same myself. I know it doesn’t mean anything, coming from an internet stranger, but I’m proud of you.

This is beautifully written, and I’m so glad you responded with this:

About the paralysis around do-I-quit-or-do-I-not. You spend so much time worrying about what other people are going to think. What are they going to think of me, how is it going to look, when I’m the only one at this fancy fundraiser/wine tasting/birthday party/whatever with a seltzer instead of a glass of wine in my…

I do dig that she wasn’t apologizing for what she said, merely that she said it publicly. That’s a pretty important distinction.

Becky with the long angel hair?

He is acting like a giant man baby. This is the exact kind of behavior that gets a woman labeled “crazy."

Right?! This is a 32-year-old man FFS!

Why are we team “dude whining about his breakup with a famous person on a public platform?” He just sounds annoying.

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.

Except vegan YouTube drama.

Make all porn SFW porn? O_o

The shirt even had the Dallas PD emblem in support of them and the players talked about how good the Dallas PD was, and those four assholes were still so emotionally traumatized they walked off and made snarky comments later?

You mean the reporting that Gawker is doing right now?

I like this. Assholes don’t get cake. Oh, you think girls are asking for it? No more cake. You said “If he was beating her, why didn’t she just leave?” No more cake. You think rape culture doesn’t exist? Say goodbye to Cake Culture, moddafucka!

Last night, when I was giving out cake, the Son in Law said that she shouldn’t be allowed to sue because she chose to continue working there. I literally took the fork out of his hand and said that he can’t have any until he pulls his head out of his ass. I’m not fooling around with these people anymore. No more aid…

I feel that “but it’s a sheriff’s star!” will soon enter the internet lexicon alongside “it’s really about ethics in games journalism”

Speaking as a middle-aged white person, I find tears from middle-aged white people complaining about reverse-racism really goddamn tedious and infuriating.