I’ve told this story before but, no matter, it’s fucking so indicative of privileged asshole racist people, I shall again. I went to school at a private Catholic school in a suburb of Chicago. A kid I went to school with wore a confederate tie pretty much 3 times a week and any day he wasn’t wearing the tie? He wore a…

I thought Love Actually was the worst movie ever?

Did we just find the only person in the world who doesn't know the Kardashians?

Boy, the garbage people just come out of the woodwork

Obvious troll is obvious.

Are you related to him? You’re making enough excuses.

Yes, my mistake, what if four people deserved to be shot, of course

“Stuff Happens”

I am a big, blubbery, bleeding heart liberal, but this is just ridiculous. There have definitely been some very offensive costumes posted on here, this isn’t one of them.

It is not. People are effing crazy sometimes.

... is it insensitive to go as a dead lion? Like. I’m genuinely asking this because I really don’t know where the line is anymore.

I’d be horrified if I ever came in contact with a penis that was QUIVERING

Lol, thank you! I am a huge fan of Encino Man and there aren’t too many gifs from it. You are so nice to me :)

Pretty much.

Given the fact that twice in the past two weeks, he’d sent passive-aggressive messages when I didn’t respond to his texts within 6 hours (despite knowing that I was at work at the time), I really had no interest in hearing any explanation from him. The previous evening, he’d done it again, so I told him that that…

This. I got dumped via text last night by someone I’d been seeing for three months, and my reaction was, “Okay. No big deal.” He offered an explanation, and I said, “None necessary. I wish you luck!” Not for one hot second did I think of getting a gun and murdering unrelated people.

Class act is an understatement. The only thing I heard her say about Cruise that was even vaguely insulting was when Letterman asked her if there was an upside to the divorce. Her reply: “I can wear heels again.”

So Donald Trump sent his political rival an example of yet another one of his failed business ventures? “Trump Ice was a bottle water brand owned by Donald J. Trump. Trump Ice was sold at national grocery chains and at specialty food stores. As of February 2010, the website for Trump Ice (www.trumpice.com) is no…

Oh, I see. I didn’t read the article, in all honesty. After the last two weeks, I’ve had my fill with this woman and the PP crap. She needs to go away.