I can’t help but wonder if this announcement has anything to do with the Pope’s visit. I mean Boehner is a devout Catholic who campaigned for years to have the Pope come address Congress. He finally got his wish yesterday only to have the guy he literally believes is an incarnation of God on Earth turn around and call…

“precum pregnant” is one hell of a bummer of a phrase

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

gtfo outta hur brolin...ryan g is beautiful angel n u just jealz.

Meant to say “and would often show up drunk, at that.”

I cannot give a moist fart what a 13 year old on Twitter thinks.

I thought he had a history of domestic abuse too, thanks for reminding me. A friend of mine was an AD on that awful Jonah Hex movie and attested that he was, indeed, a Grade A asshole. He was consistently late to set and would often show up late, at that. Oh AND he definitely fucked Megan Fox while they were filming.

Can we just put her on the no fly list?

I don’t think she’s a time bomb or a danger. I do think she is a homophobic asshole with marginal talent who really shouldn’t get as much coverage as she does. Basically her penance should be making music in a world with no Twitter.

I think she's awful.

Azealia Banks makes me....tired.

Nobody on earth can come off looking even halfway decent if they are legitimate millionaires who make public statements that seem to look forward to or relish abusing people who actually work for a living who “try” them (try them how? Flight attendants are in a service profession, if they’re denying you something or…

Do we think Azealia Banks is funny or entertaining, because to me she comes off as insufferable, bordering on unhinged. She's like a god-damned time bomb, but not in a fun, Kanye West kind of way.

Does this mean I have to stop saying this?

Deviled eggs are SATAN.

But their toes!

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

I'm sorry you live with so little joy.

My husband and I need this for us and our 4 dogs. The queen size pillow top just doesn’t cut it when you’ve got a 10 pound Brussels Griffon and a 60 pound pit bull that apparently NEED to be near you, then the 70 pound Rottie wants to be near his dad.