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13ismyluckynumber
13ismyluckynumber
Translation: “I’ve been up all night smoking meth and I’m really itchy.”
Yes! Bowls should be the standard dish, not plates.
When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.
We’re talking about Lindy, dear
She is just so... I can’t describe it. My mom used to describe it as “sparkle.” She has “sparkle.” I love her so much.
A famous wag once said, ( I think), “We all get the faces we deserve by the time we’re 40.” If that’s true, this woman is going to look like a monster by that time. There is such evil and bad-heartedness already written on her face that she would probably have to spend all of the rest of the time between now and then…
Don’t worry. Everybody will assume she’s a typical rude-ass American, anyway. That is our gift to you, our Northern Brothers.
Yeah, I’m also holding back the old “Well, they may be fat, but you’re ugly and they can lose weight, while you’ll always be stuck with that face” chestnut
I’d call her a cunt, but she lacks the depth and warmth.
I watched it via watching response videos and felt nauseous the rest of the day.
I try not to go there very often—takes all types and all that kumbaya sort of stuff I try to apply when I’m examining the way women are pitted against each other in the world today—but I can’t help it:
That’s bad, but there’s worse...
She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.
When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…
Do you try to inject race into everything?
Yes, that’s exactly the same as cops killing people.