She didn’t capitulate; she set a trap and sprang it.

Another co-worker would routinely steam lattes with 2% instead of skim if the customers were rude about their orders, satisfied that they would leave ever-so-slightly fatter.

At one coffee shop I worked at, one of our regulars was a youngish, obnoxious lady who would order a caramel latte with five shots of espresso in the morning. One day, fed up with her attitude, my coworker on my sly made all her espresso shots decaf.

I once had a b-list celebrity start whining to me at one point because I wouldn't give him the moon and he pulled the “don’t you know who I am” card. It was so satisfying to look him dead in the eyes and reply, “No, I don’t, and I don’t care.” His face was priceless.

Sara is the hero we deserve

If my choices were Kanye and Trump, I’d absolutely vote Kanye.

I’m in agreement with both of you. The use of “SJW” is a red flag, but this SIIJC character is the dictionary picture of a tryhard.

Yeah, I’m ungrayed on Jezebel because I’m a Reddit troll.

Yeah I’m all for being a bleeding SJW but, this kid is trying too fucking hard

Holy shit... Look at this jackass playing SJW.

In a heartbeat.

Better option than anything the Republicans could puke up.

In every recitation I’ve read, Walken had nothing to do with it. He was shooting a movie with Wood and was on the Wagner’s yacht that evening, but was already in his own cabin asleep when the Wagners began fighting and Robert Wagner may or may not have killed his wife.

The day Oxford adds “irregardless” to it’s lexicon is the day that I officially give up.

“I think visiting hours are over, everyone. It’s time for your grandma’s meds.”

Im trying to imagine being a lady who is hooking up with him without knowing about it first. Does he warn every woman for the rest of his life and kill the moment or just whip it out and kill the moment? I would just die of laughter as I was getting an Uber on my phone right after EITHER of those reveals.

I’ve been considering getting a tattoo that incorporates two things - my love of Doctor Who and my love of my nieces and nephews. Thus I would get a tattoo of their names in the fictional language of Gallifreyan.

Of fucking course.