That was the smoothest example of a short-attention span transition I’ve ever squirrel.

Leather or not his intentions are pure, the dark cloak braises some concerns, but I find the situation to be rare in that his execution is so well done.

You have the chops and you’re a cut above the rest. I bet you can get filet anytime you want. I ain’t loin, Chuck. You’re a prime ribber.

He’s obviously just trying to steak his claim to the playground, but perhaps his scheme wasn’t properly fleshed out. If you have questions, he’d be happy to meat you there and you can chew the fat, but I tendon to think that would be a bad idea.

Fuck off. Jezebel has written extensively about cases where black people are accused of sexual assualt or battery including Bill Cosby, Jameis Wisnton, Dr. Dre. and countless NFL players. It seems like to me you’re the one with the agenda.

And yet you continue to visit the site and comment on articles.

I was doing ironing while I watched Blair Witch. So at least I accomplished something.

In all seriousness, though, weren't these kids all homeschooled in the same cult that teaches that dinosaurs co-existed with man and the earth is only 5 minutes old and carbon dating is an illuminati conspiracy or something? I doubt there was a huge emphasis on the Elements of Style in that curriculum. Go easy on the…

I Googled the brother and found a story from a few years ago that mentioned him. He and his wife adopted and apparently adoption is a no-no according to their crazy religion because the child “carries the sins of the parents.” What the actual fuck? Team Anna’s Brother indeed!

My dad went after his BIL after he beat up my aunt. The way dad tells it, my former uncle had moved in with a few buddies and was on the phone inside (back the phones were connected to the wall) and wouldn’t come outside to “talk” to my dad. My dad tore into the kitchen and hit him and his head ricocheted off the wall…

the only thing left would be receipts for a boat rental and a cement mixer.

I’m Irish and Polish. From New Jersey. If I found out he was cheating on my sister, I would be in her house, helping her throw all of his shit out on the pavement and weighing the pros/cons of lighting a bonfire.

Only one time did I have someone sit through an entire movie and then ask for their money back. It was the Scooby Doo movie sequel. The fucking sequel. This woman comes in, goes to the box office, and asks “How is the Scooby Doo sequel?” Not a single solitary one of us had actually watched it, in spite of it being…

I’ve done that, where I’ve eaten something that “wasn’t very good,” but then suggested to the server that there might be a kitchen problem they need to look in to. Never demanded to be comped for something I finished, though - that’s just asshole behavior.

I had a customer once that told me, upon sitting down, that she was vegan. No problem, it was California and I was used to that. The thing was, our pizza dough used honey (probably because the sweeter dough when combined with the metric ton of sugar used in the marinara created a pizza more like candy than food). We…

yep, like calling Obama a Marxist Islamist while at the same time saying he follows the teachings of a radical christian minister.

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

You’re 1,000 times smarter than the dickwad in the story, and, incidentally, everyone who likes Donald Trump.

I feel like you have to have little to no self respect to work in food service.