And down I go back into the grays but here’s another story of interest to no one:

I would have wanted to slowly pour the milkshake out onto the pavement while staring her in the eyes the whole time.

Tell me more about how I feel.

We had one family friend that I just stopped going to restaurants with because he was such a tool, complaining about every aspect of the meal. (To make matters worse, he was actually a really good cook himself, which meant he could find fault with any damn thing.) My Mother would go with him occasionally, but she…

The second story reminds me of one of my wife’s tales of waiting tables at Dead Lobster while in grad school.

I hate hacks. Part of the reason is the smugness and the other part is it doesn’t seem to make things easier.

After reviewing the security tapes, we found out that the man had stolen my tip jar before I walked up to the counter THEN USED THE MONEY TO PAY FOR HIS GODDAMN PIZZA.

And then spray her in the face with the little squirt bottle reserved exactly for these instances of being a horrible person.

The cherry on top was walking back out after I locked my shit down and the woman’s husband was standing sheepishly at the hostess stand. He handed me a $50 bill and shook his head, saying, “I’m so sorry.”

This is gross. You know that saying that you know porn when you see it? I know this is wrong. So wrong. What a creeping, grasping, skeevy, git.

Yeah, I mean, there’s a finite number of words out there and we’re wasting them. We’ll be out of political articles before the election - what happens then?

Misogyny means you have a dislike for women based solely on the fact that THEY ARE WOMEN. I am not surprised if you have seen it misused in the past. However, I have not seen anyone but you misuse it on this thread. Several people in this thread have given you a valid reason for their dislike of Bristol Palin, none of…

Okay, but we’re not slut-shaming her. She’s the one slut-shaming others. We’re shaming her for being a fucking hypocrite.

So no woman can criticize any other woman ever for anything? That’s the stupidest and least feminist thing I’ve ever heard, ever.

Thank you.

A HYPOCRITICAL single mother. Very important to not forget that if she walked the walk and not just talked the talk, she wouldn’t have been a single mother twice over to begin with and wouldn’t have been shaming other girls and women for the same behavior she herself thinks she’s exempt from criticism.

No, but she was a paid abstinence spokesperson who couldn’t manage to stay abstinent even though she got paid to do so. In other words, she’s a fucking hypocrite and gets all the deserved shit for talking about of both sides of her face.

Oh my god, I think I love you.

No, but again, in context, Odom was talking about rappers.