maybe your head fell out of your butt, not sure, either way i’m deeply honored

lexi gurl do literally anything else

Clearly, the kids aren’t alright.

lexi girl go to school and maybe read a history book

lexi gurl go to bed

never fucking trust a 19 year old girl who still listens to fall out boy

My favorite part of the story: that’s young Joey Gamarat, son of Cindy, third from the left.

“Why do I smell my mom’s perfume?”

HOLY NSFW, Batman!

Wha…..? The first paragraph of the article you linked says:

My wife gets very bad heartburn from eating gluten. She does not have celiacs disease, just an intolerance to gluten.

Thanks so much for playing and proving my point!

I’m not insulted in the least but it’s a dick move considering U2 probably flew her out, free tickets, a hotel, etc.

I like the part where Bono fell off his bike and hurt himself.

Alyssa, you’re not nearly as funny & clever as you think you are.

I miss her so much!

Molly Ivins was (is) a treasure.

In Sexual Personae she has an entire chapter devoted to how women need to understand that if they get drunk and pass out at a party, they’re going to get raped and need to be smarter and stop doing that. Personal responsibility and all that. I’m not going to look it up, though, mainly because I don’t own that stupid…

“ There is one area in which I think Paglia and I would agree that politically correct feminism has produced a noticeable inequity. Nowadays, when a woman behaves in a hysterical and disagreeable fashion, we say, “Poor dear, it’s probably PMS.” Whereas, if a man behaves in a hysterical and disagreeable fashion, we…

“Also remember how Bill Cosby blamed black people for how they’re treated by society? Camille Paglia also believes women are at fault for their own rapes if they’re too drunk. OMG fuck her”

When did she say that? I can’t stand Camilla, but I don’t recall her ever going that far. She pisses me off because she does have some very valid points but she drowns them out with her other bullshit.