I straight up talked to this guy in only chaps about how good the salad bar was. IT WAS DELICIOUS

Safe to say there will be no Kollege in their future.

He was also my middle school janitor.

Solid gif usage. Bravo.

He began to strangle her, but after a struggle she managed to grab his gun and shoot him.

Because it’s making us all forget about the Gawker meltdowns?

to every person saying ‘it’s a good apology but she shouldn’t have done something in the first place’

There are many different people who work at Jezebel, and you can search my entire history here and elsewhere: I have never been a fan of Taylor.

It’s about ethics in Music Television nominations.

Nope. Videos and live performances are of singles which are dictated not by artistry but by money-making and execs. Experiencing popular singles is not adequate for experiencing any musician or artist. If you want to make a blanket statement, be educated. If you don’t want to educate yourself on a topic or do the…

If you want to make a point, you shouldn’t start it off with such a truly false statement that it makes anything else you have to say on the matter completely unreliable. You might listen to some of her albums before making such a ridiculous accusation.

For what it’s worth, if you rubbed your boobs on my door, I would give you whatever I had in my freezer.

Look at you, moving the goal posts. That’s cute and totally not in line with your original comment. But, please. Continue on. Maybe it’ll get interesting!

There is a special place in hell for people who order delivery during snowstorms. And in that hell, crab rangoon will always be Three. Blocks. Away.

Yeah. Blame Andy Dick for getting his wife back into coke. Jon Lovitz physically attacked Andy over it.

I still say Phil Hartman was the worst comedian death over the past 30 years.

Are you speaking out of your ass when you say that?

I’m okay with life in prison without parole in lieu of death.

I live in Colorado, and I remember waking up the morning after this happened and hearing the news. Texts from my mom, getting on the computer and reading what happened... feeling like I needed to bear witness while the details rolled in. I remember being so scared that someone I knew had been there, checking with my…