“How I Spent My Summer Vacation” by Brock Turner.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict.”

Except ... safe spaces kinda do exist in the “real” world — in the form of the anti-harassment policies in the workplace. Mine, for example, trains us once a year on how we’re not allowed to discuss race, sex, politics, etc. and gives us tons of examples of “things you probably wouldn’t think twice about saying, but…

The debate over safe spaces, too, has become cartoonized, a shorthand way to complain about privileged millennials

“...that said protesting campus speakers ‘violated the University’s long-standing commitment to free expression:’”