The headline we didn’t go with: “How I Accidentally Said ‘Bukakke’ To A Stranger In GTA V.”

So you cant say Fuck but every other character in the game can say it a million times?

You’re right. We have fucked up. Every single one of us has fucked up at one point or another —myself included, as any Dragon’s Crown fan will happily tell you. Should we have done a better job disclosing certain things? Absolutely. As Stephen pointed out back when this whole thing first started, one of Kotaku’s…

Also Team Ninja is the undisputed leader in the jiggle physics industry. All in a Final Fantasy game. This is a sure sign God loves us and wants us to be happy.

The best kind of weird

The attacker was able to flee the scene because everyone runs faster with a knife.

Obligatory :D

I think these will be cool because it’ll make it so I can 3d-print my own figures.

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

Might not beat the classic “try tongue but hole?” but it’s still pretty great.

ALL HAIL GABEN, LORD OF PC GAMING.

It is not that he’s not fast, it is you who cannot fathom his divine speed.

I voted for Bayonetta.

I can vouch for Path of Exile and Warframe (well, TF2 as well but i don’t think I need to).

I had no idea what I'm talking about, yet I am able to assure that the game wasn't coming this year at the time of announcement.

You seem to have a fairly large stick lodged firmly between your ass cheeks.

It changes based on who's writing the article— for example, most Nintendo-centric posts Luke makes are generally negative and dismissive(with the exception of Zelda titles). Been like this for years.

Umm, Kotaku generally dislikes Nintendo, except during nostalgic moments or when something is very, VERY undeniably successful(see: They waited to stop reporting that the 3DS was dead when it was outselling every other console).

Thank you for your post. My dad, as I've mentioned in other posts, was NYPD. He was a detective in a gang control unit for many years. He retired after he had thirty years in. Near the end of his career we were talking about his experiences. I remember as a child seeing him come home with a black eye, devastated…

This was well written, and an incredible read. I too can relate to the world from the back seat of a patrol car, and echo that feeling that everything is different from back there.