We clearly need a "Best of Shrayber 2014" compilation!
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While this is gross, come on. This isn't even a top five Shrayber post for grossness.
If you ever want to hear, in detail, about how gay men have sex with each other, talk to a homophobe.
As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.
Yes. I mean, as if you couldn't find 1,000,000 reasons for why people are less likely to get married - most notably, because they don't have to anymore. Women used to have 3 choices: get married, become a servant or join a convent.
Penises are funny looking and sex is unhygienic. Porn is for boys because I have no impure thoughts, I just think about Strawberry Shortcake all day and sort my shoes and purses. Hilarious.
Wow. C'mon, Jezebel, we are better than this.
I KNOW RIGHT
Don't think I didn't see you edit and re-edit this post to deal with your hilarious typos, good buddy!
Maybe we can call this the worst present I ever gave. About seven years ago I was in the midst of finishing my PhD and extending the phase known as ABD (all but degree) with a magnificent procrastination jag (it would last about five years - they give you lots of time to finish in anthropology!). My grandfather, who…
That's because you only go on pizza night
"I'm all for enjoying what you've earned, except for this case, when you can't enjoy what you've earned."
It's Mark so always assume the latter
That's cause he had penis arms. That's a peen there.
Allen really wanted to help over Gchat when I was writing this:
Jess is such a fucking home wrecking skank. Bitch got me drunk on pinot grigio, put me to bed, and then fucked my husband Ken! Girl has issues. And she's poor.
Considering that the two sisters must have looked alike, it must suck to know that her husband might have chosen to be with the other one just because her personality was better.
we will be vigilant on this issue until the truth finally comes out
that little baby looks terrified