I had a BMW as a rental car one time. I used the turn signals every single time. Was convinced the cops would stop me for stealing the car.

I’m not sure how many times I have to restate this for people to understand, but all BMWs come with turn signals, and their owners use them at all appropriate times. They just flash in a color that peasants can’t perceive.

Anecdotal evidence suggests this is a feature removed from later models, but E30s also have turn signals.

Oh absolutely. I have in-laws in Maine. Once you can no longer smell the ocean, you’re in fucking Arkansas.

As a Star Wars fan Drew should know that vanquishing an Empire only leads to a First Order.

I would send a letter to every foreign embassy asking for the recipe of their favorite homemade comfort food then have the kitchen run through the list. Instagram the hell out of it to build global goodwill.

Not wanting to be outdone, Sean Payton decided to send Ron Rivera a bottle of something special bearing his name as well.

Me and damn near every other Saints fan thought they were butt after those first two games. After three losing seasons I don’t begrudge anyone expecting more of the same. Barry was right to publish that take.

This. I’ve been to a lot of places where i got to know the chef and found out that the special is more about some item in a small quantity that they want to work with but couldn’t get a lot of. Once it’s gone, it’s gone.

not in good restaurants. maybe in shitholes. the specials are a chance for the chef to make something that is outside the bounds of their regular menu. maybe something a little more adventurous or hyper-seasonal or featuring a cool ingredient that isn’t available regularly enough to be on a printed menu. in the case…

He really should be making plans to get his PhD if he wants to avoid the Browns.

Why are you inviting mess?

Is a ring and marriage that gotdamned vital to a woman? I can understand if one’s partner has said/done some stuff that you can ignore/tolerate, like, dropping clothes on the floor, leaving a porn DVD in the machine or leaving a swallow of juice in a carton or leaving a full container of milk out for the night... But…

We need Moore of this

If Brady is the best in the league, Drew is a close #2. He never gets the credit he deserves.

I’ve no doubt that you’re experienced in ruining bbq, and the fact that you would refer me to the Food Lab only exonerates you in that it makes you an accessory to food murder and not the chief culprit. Congrats, I guess.

Cook your ribs at 225 then they won’t burn on the underside and you don’t need the foil.

I’m sorry, you seem to think bbq is an ingredient and not an art with different schools and techniques, but one instrument: a smoker.

Fuck rosemary. Rosemary takes over everything it touches.

No, I’m sorry, that’s not bbq. Ribs, sure. But not bbq.