Nicely done yet again Mr. Smith. You've quickly become one of my favorite contributors to the ol' Jalop.

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: We considered a Robocop theme for our oxidized black (read: matte) Taurus SHO. We're going with something much worse though.

I like this list. Only because my RX-8 at $660 a YEAR for high limit insurance is cheaper than all of them.

If this guy was ever on the run from the law, the CHP would totally have to kill Detox Man first and use his weapon to defeat Meth Man. This would take FOREVER because Detox Man's level is really rough.

@VeeArrrSix: Yes...yes, that is indeed a toy lightsaber. I wouldn't be surprised if the actual aides used the same model.

Yes, we actually have these in Chicago. And traffic lights.

Compare these with the Traffic Management Assistants in Chicago. Both are equally useless and outperformed by traffic lights.

@clevemire: Giggity.

@Scandinavian Flick: It's a conversation piece!

Those are some sweet rims on that Espada.

@FTGDWolverineEdition'10: It's a great lead-in for Murilopnik Weekends.

The early SHO is destined to become a classic? Maybe my $250 example will be worth something someday instead of grenading on a LeMons track in the Fall.

Best looking Volvo next to the Sugga. There's a YouTube video of a guy who crammed a Ford 302 under the hood. Apparently it was a lot of work and not as easy as dropping it into a 244, but man packages don't get any sweeter than that.

In my neighborhood, complaints of this nature would be grounds for receiving fragrant retalitory presents in your front lawn.

Mmmmm...Nippleopnik

Huh...and to think Leno was once quoted as saying that he thought the Veyron was nothing more than a "girl with big fake boobs"...or something like that.

Hurley Haywood. In a Porsche Carrera GT.

Sooo Ray, how was the Dark Side? Did they really have cookies?

Ezra would have made a great presenter for Top Gear USA.

I think owning a mansion in Detroit would resemble the plotline from I Am Legend.