Oh goodie, my dreams of a new Kadett can live to see another day! #opel

I'm assuming there's an attractive woman peering into that engine bay, but I can't take my eyes off of those sexy, pasty-white calves and flip-flops. Yowza. #pinups

I have similar aspirations to recreate the Brabham fan car for LeMons. #supercharger

Really? Can't get your hands on a BMW M5? #jalopnikvsgm

Drag races AND looks good in a little black dress?

Carlos Ghosn: Most Photogenic Automaker Executive EVER. #conceptcars

I'd like to take this moment to publicize my appreciation for Graverobber carrying the torch for NPOCP duties. Like Brian Johnson, he's a great replacement that has his own unique style. Nicely done sir. #1980maseratiquattroporteiii

Holy shit, Autobahn Country Club...really? The Chief Perp must have really sold his story well...

HEEL AND TOE! HEEL AND TOE MOTHERFUCKER!!! #bmwm1

@f86sabre: Good to see that fancy new nanotechnology building is yielding some results.

@underwear-ninja: You still wear pants?

"Yo Hugo, pull over at the next Citgo station. I'm jonesin' for some Funyuns!"

I've enjoyed staring at my RX-8's dashboard for years. One big tachometer and a white LCD readout of your speed. Doesn't get easier to read or much more useful than that.

@Lost in the age of Aerostar: And if you ride a Ducati motorcycle, valve float isn't an issue...because those valves ride on rocker arms instead of springs. Desmodromic valves FTW!

Roll the windows up in a convertible? Why not just buy a car with a sunroof?

@CulverZeelula: That'd be the Hummer H3 you're talking about right there.

Mazda's 1.8 V6.

Meh. Some bloke hit 170+ on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago a few years back on his Yamaha. This is more impressive because LSD is a dodgy minefield of shoddy patch jobs and potholes.

Good to see my home county represented in the Illinois photo.

And somehow, as if by magic, we did not lose a generation of children due to ingestion of small parts.