@Turkina: That's not a woman. She's a man, baby!

Dammit, looks like I'm going to have get back to dealing drugs again...

Given the relatively light state police presence on the Chicago area freeways, these cameras won't last long anyways.

Looks like it's in good shape for a DOTS car.

In other equally important news, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

@muhnkee_2: 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix. Long-wheelbase edition.

Mmmmm...high horsepower cake...

Yeah, that entry level car is called the Polo. Weren't there plans to bring that over here?

What, no Jalopnik Snap Judgment?

Rolls-Royce Merlin V12 please.

Alameda HS Football rules!

It's like calling a drunken one-night stand with a transsexual a 'Progressive Sexual Experience'.

@syrax: I managed to publicly spank myself whilst you were working on your overly-elaborate response. Cheers!

@syrax: I managed to publicly spank myself whilst you were working on your overly-elaborate response. Cheers!

@1300ccsoffury: And then I looked to the left. Sigh...

@1300ccsoffury: And then I looked to the left. Sigh...

I believe that's a hazard light button we're looking at, not a starter button.

I believe that's a hazard light button we're looking at, not a starter button.

What's next? A nav system that directs you to the nearest AA clinic when it suspects that you're drunk?

Mmmm...Cossie-tuned Miata...