@Dearthair MacKenzie, Hoser, Esq.: Obviously you don't understand the finer points of German overengineering.

....WHERE ARE THE MPG RATINGS?!?! I READ THAT WHOLE ARTICLE FOR NOTHING!!!

@TexansAreHot: Is that analogy supposed to make sense? Am I missing something?

@Matt Hardigree: I'm all over that. There are a lot of hidden photogenic gems all over the South Side, provided you're brave enough to find them.

Did the Tin Man approve as you drove past him?

Italian styling on the world's most expensive convertible? And its name is Hyperion? This has the ingredients to be EPIC.

I'd often like to think of the 911 C4 models like a naturally-aspirated, slightly-diluted 911 Turbo experience. But everytime I think of the C4 models, I'm reminded that the C4 cabrio with an automatic transmission is the most popular 911 model. The slowest, easiest-to-drive model from a line that built its reputation…

Needs more battering ram.

Lower Wacker is the best place to get lost on a Ducati with modified pipes.

@Al Navarro: Really? Even though I misspelled the word 'shot'?

Should've robbed the Fusion for parts.

Now that I have my DTTS shirt, I want a t-shirt of a guy riding a Plymouth Belvedere with a flaming bag on his head.

That 4th shop is really how the car will look in real life: top down, windows up, douchebag behind the wheel.

Looks like Hardigree has a case of the Mondays...ha ha ha Office Space

He'll probably have a commercial advertising how he removed the air filter from his electric cars.

Looks like they're testing those new gyroscope cupholders that will keep your latte steady during your sub-8 minute run of the Nurburgring.

I have never hated Finland more than I do now.

I'm confused, is the ad selling one or two Minors?

So forgive my ignorance, but isn't this essentially a stretched GTI?

I think more places should choose your t-shirt color for you. It's exciting!