George Carlin: "Next week I'm going into the plastic surgeon....I'm having my handwriting changed, surgically."

3:43 > the coyote walking down the desert road JUST when the anvil, piano and boulder fall from the cliff and all miss him by inches. Awesome.

Showtime is doing a transit cop show with two detectives where one is transgender - MtoF - and the other is just female. Working title is TRANSit Bust (get it?). Cute. It takes place in NYC. The Trans cop is from Queens. The female cop from Brooklyn. Friction abounds: Mets vs. Yankees, Williamsburg vs Astoria, Fair…

NO! This is just too fucking weird. Weirder than the Japanese "Human Toilet Slave" video. This is awful. I'd rather watch the Taliban behead people.

Hello Mr. Seinfeld -