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"I am the best! Look at my lats! Aren't they awesome?! I'm sooo fucking ripped! And I don't even work out that much! That's the crazy thing. Can you believe that? This shit is all natural! Did you know that there is a planet named after me? A planet! In the sky! Pretty cool, right?! And I rule over 70% of…

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Actually, I'm pretty sure we have evidence he did that during the game.

The story actually appeared beneath the fold. The bigger headline in the paper was "Go Outside at Night & Look Up!"