"I miss her. I love her. She was great. I mean, she was fucking unbelievable!"

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"Alright everybody, gather around. We have a PR nightmare on our hands. We've learned that a complete fraud has been associated with The Voice....

Ha!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw up a news story?

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Wow. All of these Catholics are crazy upset about Lennay not being real. You can only imagine the kind of shitstorm it's going to be when they finally find out about Jesus.

Why couldn't he have just lied about a real girl being his girlfriend like a normal person?!?!?

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If you take away all of the Islanders logos, that looks a lot like the casket Craig James ordered for the hooker he's going to kill at next week's Republican National Convention.

JK Johnson, A.K.A. Brett Favre.