12thNiteofLloyd
OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChristmas
12thNiteofLloyd

Jesus, Dom. You could have given us a warning. This post is totally Yankees, Giants, Nationals.

The employee was fired? Huh. I was under the impression that a failure to cover up in Louisiana was always rewarded with tons of beads.

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Wait. Why do I have to wait 4 billion years to take my guns out?

Police have identified the victim as Hans Krebs.

[cums]

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People laugh. They always do. They say, "look at that weirdo." They point. They make jokes. They think they're so cool. I know I'm a little different. But different is good. Einstein was a little different. And look at him. He invented friction or something. The world wouldn't be the same without him. It

Penn State should be frightened. From my experience, 18 and 19 years olds will do just about anything you ask them to when you entice them with Champagne.

The North Koreans are also refusing to take showers in the Olympic Village bathrooms because the soap bars appear to be promoting a message of peace.

Gilbert: [looks at picture #4] "Hey guys, I finally remember where I left my talent!"

That's fitting. Most basketball players do have quite a gyro complex.

[Kidnapper returns to the lair]

In his defense, it's hard to remember the names of random football coaches when you're using up so much brain space to remember the names of all your wives.

"This is a great move for the Knicks!"

In another attempt to repair a place that's responsible for many instances of unthinkable sadness, Nickelback's recording studio will be demolished and replaced by a tilt-a-whirl.

Now introducing, the Pablo Sandoval Workout Deck of Cards!

From the looks of his avatar, Adam could afford to be sick to his stomach a little more often.

Why the hell is Hardwood Paroxysm reporting this? I thought that site was supposed to be solely devoted to Hank Gathers.

My brother had a package of meat mailed to him once. Watch out, Jack. Next thing you know you'll be calling those cheesesteaks "my sister-in-law Svetlana".