You'd be angry too if you had to wear uniforms with those god awful color combinations.

Date Rape Rhymes With Orange.

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[reads story]

Should midgets be classified as people? I know they have human organs and "souls" or whatnot, but I think they're just so creepy and funny looking.

That's a finely manicured goatee. How do you keep it like that? Mine always gets scraggly and I can't keep it even.

This isn't all too shocking on the other side of the pond. The Brits are used to having a tiny dick parading around in public. I mean, Tony Blair was prime minister for about ten years.

[Duplicate]

Brandon, whatever you do, resist the urge masturbate with this golden glove of yours. It's a horrible idea.

The finality must be very hard to take, especially considering that this is probably the first time Nastia has experienced a period.

The inner-monologue of a guy who tries to guess the topic before reading the whole title:

Don't worry Usain. I wasn't ready for Father Time either. One day you're an eighteen year old prowlin' downtown for some girl scout hotties in your Chevy Nova, the next day you're an eighteen year old wiping runny puke off your shirt. But you get used to it. Really, it's ok. You'll be ok. I'm ok. Well, at least…

Fields hopes a change a scenery will help his game. In New York he had an odd feeling that he was always being "held back" by some kind of "invisible man".

After not balking between going from third base to home, Whitaker has been honorarily accepted into every Arizona State sorority.

On second thought, we'll take the euthanasia.

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I guess it makes sense that the Tickle Monster would get support from the Cookie Monster.

Jerry has that shirt too, but on his version the text is on front.

Shit, Dan. At least sync up the title of the story with the picture. That little girl isn't watching SpongeBob SquarePants, she's watching The Big Bang Theory.

[Cums]