A scene from heaven:

A Drunk’s Guide To Watching Rugby

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Once upon a time my high school girlfriend's father got mad at me about the use of my finger, but I also lied and tried to deny that it ever happened. My advice to Cristiano after learning from that incident is: don't let anyone smell your finger.

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With the win, Real Sociedad moved ahead of Real Madrid in the real La Liga standings.

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Wife: "I had such a great time at the game! Anthems were sung. Chants were chanted. Pleasant odes of encouragement rained down from the stands. All of the communication between the fans and the players was nice and downright delightful. It was such a great experience. I don't know why every game can't be like…

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Huh. And all this time I thought Texas was a fertile breeding ground for angry WASPs.

"Hey look, honey! It's a bipolar bear!"

He was murdered by the car! That fucking car was a sociopath! It was so jealous of Hannah's father's relationship with his stable of space unicorns. How they would zip and fly around the universe with reckless abandon! Yet, the poor car was stuck on boring, ho-hum earth. One day Hannah's father was touring the…

Michele Bachmann: "Hey honey, have you heard about this white receiver?"

"Garçon!"

This post makes me feel nostalgic for a time when smut like this wasn't so widespread that we had become desensitized to it; days gone by when seeing something salaciously alluring and acting on it in a way that society disapproves of gave you a rare, cheap thrill.

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Just like a lazy Hispanic to make his way to the top of the closer mountain. You couldn't possibly try to summit one that's further away could you? I guess we'll leave that work to a real American!

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I take enormous offense to this! Not because of the sexism or traditionalism involved, but for the fact that they're comparing wildcats to people. Kitty cats don't have wars! Kitty cats of all shapes and sizes just want to cuddle, purr, and be loved! If cats were in charge of the world, there would be no disease,…

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