What's with all this flip-flopping, maverick?

Likewise, Major League Baseball continues to have a frightening worst nightmare about something called "the future".

lol.

If you actually posted this comment from Dubai, I'm pretty sure we'll never see you again.

Ha!

Fun Weekend DUAN:

I don't know if any of us have the ability to create something as funny as what I saw tonight.

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The party took a morbid turn shortly thereafter when a farmer showed up and busted Goldy's head in with a shovel.

Just like other black men who profess their love for Hope, C.J. doesn't know how to fix the economy either.

C.J. was going to write a haiku but he thought that it might stir up bad thoughts about the World Cup Final.

Don't give her all the credit though. She did get the idea to do it after she had an in depth conversation one day at lunch with Abraham Lincoln.

I don't know why that guy is so pissy about a $20,000 bill in Vegas. It pales in comparison to what she racked up as an honored guest at Buckingham Palace's finest ensuite.

The photo is part of a Shutterstock series titled Graduates of the University of Wisconsin.

Thees people are failing to see the value of a college edgucation and its longterm impact on you're life!

After a few days people started referring to their underwear as "the local economy".

Masskrugstemmen. Or, as the CIA calls it, Waterboarding for Irish People.

The...final retreat is to sentiment.

I'm giggling.

Eating off of the dolphins' carpet? Usually if you want to do that you have to know a guy who can get you into Sea World after business hours.