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I say we should all cheer Nikolai on in his pursuit!!!

Washington State offered a full-ride scholarship to the staircase after seeing it getting trampled by someone wearing a jersey from a Pac-12 school.

Girl who listens to Jack Johnson looks like she has been in a fight with Jack Johnson.

Oh no, he must be red with embarrassment. This is the type of thing that can really uluruin a career.

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You know an organization that will never have to defend their integrity? The WNBA.

I'm ambivalent about this ruling. When I'm cruising the shoreline, I'm much more interested in looking out for some booty. But that's mainly because I'm actually a pirate.

Pictured: A man in a pirate outfit and numbers symbolizing the ages in which he failed to lose his virginity.

That's the formula, I think.

I don't know about this whole lawsuit business, but I do think that the photographer had an inner ear infection.

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The football is only practice for the next object he's planning to kick: the bucket.

Before they hooked up, Sarah was adamant about having Rice reassure her that he wasn't Spanish.

"Another dead hooker? What the fuck?!"

My vote goes to Temple. Something about that team just makes me think the players are wise beyond their years.

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"It confused the hell out of me."

A man's voice likely isn't a surefire way to predict whether he's dangerous.

It would have been poetic justice if everyone ignored his plea to make it stop.