Mother. Fucking. Starsiege Tribes.

As a life-long gamer nearing 40, I have absolutely no idea why there’s any value in this to people.. I never have understood it, even when I was a kid.

Could this guy be any more marketable?

This is pre-built Alabama That-Guy kit... And will probably sell at that price to someone from here.. Or Georgia..

Oh man this is EXACTLY how you get a goon like me to play a wrestling game... 

E N T I T L E M E N T

And since any pricetag on a PT Cruiser more than 50 cents is crazy... ;)

“Update: Apparently, it’s slang for drugs.”

This is why I haven’t been to a car meetup of any kind since I was like.. 20. At the latest. I might have stopped going to them sooner, but I can’t remember.

Mine for a full 12 months was from Gadsden, Alabama (north east of Birmingham) to the southern side of Birmingham, exactly 71 miles each way. I had to leave at 6 every day to be at work a little early, because traffic after that made it impossible to be at my desk at 8.. Then when I left at 5, I’d get home at about…

Finally, a solid reason to get clean..

Yup. You bet your ass I’m not. Any why should I?

YOU DONT KNOW MY SEX LIFE.

Yeah but it’s my wife’s car, so..... Plus, paddles are a lot of fun actually.

What garbage. Half that community service would’ve been more than enough.. But actually putting him in jail for any amount of time is ludicrous.

So for comparison/context, I offer up my wife’s 2008 Miata, which we’ve had for almost a year now... Mint, new Enkei wheels, new Kuhmo summer sport tires, 95k miles, new OEM soft top, auto/paddle-shift gearbox.. $8k.

If Post Malone’s appearance was a car...

THAT would be too ambitious for me..

This isn’t exactly the most uncommon swap ever, but I want to take a 1.9L TDI and 5-speed transmission out of a Mk III Jetta and drop it into a VW Rabbit pickup..

Let’s not forget that Nintendo pulled the EXACT SAME THING with the version of Super Mario Brothers 2 that the USA got (the converted Japanese game Dream Factory)..