At least they didn’t hire a white man to write it..

Fuck that referee.. They should get 2 year mandatory don’t-be-a-racist-fuck training, a la A Clockwork Orange: 10 hours a day strapped to a theater seat, eyes pried open.

I see a lot of 3rd party footage in fail compilations of people doing this at those drive-in self-service coin-op car washes and I’m beginning to think it’s something people do as part of buying and flipping shit cars..

If it’s good enough for Post Malone, it’s good enough for me.

Computer: You look like a dork

I don’t care about football. I’ve lived in Texas nearly my whole life never got Cowboys fever. All my mom’s family is from Pittsburg and I never really had Steeler fever. I live in Alabama now and get weird looks when I say I’m doing something on Saturdays that ISN’T rooting for Alabama or Auburn.

“All this futuristic technology all around us but the only way that they can transport a small container of food two miles down the road is to have Norman Reedus hand-carry it there.”

Oh shit are you in for a treat.. It’s about as good as humanly possible to remake a classic...

Salmonella Avenue

“So is the Trump campaign consciously dog-whistling at white nationalists..”

What a world we live in...

I stand by my statement.

“And when I’m gone, you can call me foolish, but hopefully not boring. I will have lived.” —David Freiburger

Primer, a masterpiece of mind-bending science fiction, only runs 77 minutes..

“Anyway, Yuri did what all of you jamokes only threaten to do, and he went out and actually bought his damn dream car—a yellow Plymouth Prowler. You have to respect it.”

“The subtle troll was extremely Reddit.”

I haven’t watched the video yet.. But I had to chime in on the Miata we got for my wife... 2008, low miles, new OEM soft top, new wheels, new tires all put on by the previous owner a month before trade-in.. No accident history, paddle shifters/auto gearbox. $8k, mint condition..

You had me until I saw that god-awful interior....

What Informer?

That’s a great idea, but I just looked and no one has one within a day’s drive of here. I doubt there’s one on any rental service anywhere in the USA.. Soviet cars are pretty rare.. But I’m *definitely* going to scour those services regularly for a chance to drive one.