Jesus.

Scientists: We took a picture of something 500 million trillion kilometers away that is technically unphotographable and functionally invisible due to the fact that light can’t bounce off of it to make it visible.

Ah ha ha ha

I’ll bet you drive a Corolla.

I’m not in the market for a Jeep pickup unless it’s a rusty Forward Control for under $1,000.

This segment was one of the most enjoyable in recent memory, mostly because he ‘gets’ wrestling and enjoys it for the same reasons I keep thinking “I really should start watching that”.

That, my friend, is The Real Dwarf Fortress Experience(tm)

FB RX7, hands down. I’ve had two and I’ve never driven anything that gave me feedback like those little cars do. The first one I had was equipped with the 13b fuel injected rotary, the second one (above pic) had the 12a (carburetors). Tragically, someone looking at their phone ran a red light and totaled it. But I…

I played it for about 100 hours after initial release, then about 5 more hours after the vehicle update. I was using a borrowed copy from a former friend’s Steam Library. I had the same issues trying to get back into it after missing all the changes. My mining rig was massively downgraded, I couldn’t do a lot of stuff…

That’s cool and all, but...

Guess I’ll just nip out to the post office and send off letters to all my loved ones notifying them that I’ll be Dwarf Fortress-ing myself to death, a suicide commonly acknowledged as the slowest and most agonizingly terrible way to die.

At the same time, Blizzard is removing a bunch of existing portals, making it harder to get around the game.

Needs to include Brock’s best line ever:

I think it’s entirely relative to the number of cylinders..

I originally glanced over the title and read “Andy King” as “Andy Dick”

YAWN.

Shit.

Or do what I did: get a beat up old MkIII Jetta TDI for $2k with 300k miles on it. Drive it for another 110k and the sell it for $1000, having gotten 46mpg out of it consistently (city/highway combined) and sustained 52mpg on the highway.

This last one isn’t useful but it makes for cute YouTube videos. Surrah says: “If you hand something to someone they will take it. It’s a lot of fun.”