Scumbag Jezebel

“....soon enough my Switch will go into a drawer with the Game Boy Micro....”

Ok so this is gonna be a weird selection, but a worth your time selection:

Back in my day, if a publisher made a game you didn’t like, you didn’t buy it.

Harley Davidson will continue to be what it has been for the last 40 years:

“...fringe kinks like sex slavery...” 

First Generation Kia Sportage..

I’ve had two first-generation (FB) RX7's...

Round headlights 100% of the time.. I had a lowrider square headlight one and one of the things I wanted to do to it was swap on a Cabriolet front clip to get the round headlights..

Truth.

That’s because these fucking kids are too young to have even been alive when the rest of us were playing the original StarSiege: Tribes...

A wise friend once told me this secret to saving a story when you’re losing your audience or it’s not ending up to be as good as you thought:

“...4chan (which is like Reddit but worse)..“

Bumper stickers are YouTube comments for Baby Boomers.

“...subjugated to the point of being walking ovaries..”

Don’t worry.. We’ll see more of this bro-chief..

At lot of these problems could be avoided by the DM acting like a god damned DM. Fight back, be it through meta-gaming, torturing their character, or just plain telling them to stop being a child.

Please stop paying attention to this asshole and let him fade away..

I would, but then I’d have to dress like this: