yeah especially if you had a fragile person in the isle or something, I can see that.

They are mean too, years ago when I was stationed in San Antonio my girlfriend came to visit for a long weekend. We went to the drive through zoo and Had Ostriches chase us and stick their heads in the window to steal all our feed. My girlfriend is screaming at the top of her lungs, we get the Ostrich head stuck in…

If you look at the train with a little dent, still upright and on the tracks, and then look at the mangled truck, I’d guess the injuries are with the Truck. The Driver might be fine but what about the guys that ride along to grab the bins to empty.

You do a very fine job with English. Better than many native English speakers.

What’s next, you go take your seat in the plane and the next thing you know a god damn ostrich in the seat behind you is staring at your bag of peanuts.

If you have paperwork from your doctor and your vet, you can easily bring a dog onto an airplane. The old rules were basically just that you only had to say “emotional support animal”. That got completely out of hand so now you just need the minimum of paperwork.

Alanis has been campaigning for this all year, it’s a shame she couldn’t be the one to break the news.

As a kid I was basically taught by school and my parents that if I even took one small puff off a joint, I’d be on the corner sucking dick for crack in about an hour.

I’ve been in a car with people smoking and gotten a buzz off it even with windows down, it is real. I do it the proper way now but to claim a contact high isn’t a thing is a bit disingenuous.

She’s got to make sure that you know that all men are worthless pieces of shit....

I’m not saying it doesn’t cause damage, I’m just saying that’s how they do it.

this is the most common way to recover a vehicle, they’ll even attach to all wheels to lift with a crane if need be.

This is really something, I’ve been all kinds of messed up on all kinds of things in my lifetime, but I’ve never not known how and where to get Taco Bell.

No doubt, it looks tough as hell just the way it sits.

you’d destroy the value if you restored it.

Look at the bright side, resale value will be about seven dollars in 4 years....

Shoulda had a V8!

It will go for a million bucks, that’s the magic number for these high profile charity cars at Barrett-Jackson. May go for 1.5 since the car is worth half a million easy.

at least 3 days...

Love it :)