An overhead shot of the track would have been a nice addition to this copy/paste from motorsport.com.

you really have to work your way up to that....

oh yeah, of course, that goes without saying :)

I remember sometime in the late 80's early 90's hearing that these did 3 second 0-60 runs and not being able to even imagine that kind of acceleration. Back then 8 seconds to 60 was fast.

gotdamn streetracers!

Can you even imagine driving one of these beasts.

How many do we have?

I’m not a fan of exposed fasteners either, thanks for censoring ;)

Play Stupid Games, win Stupid prizes.

The best Fiero is the ‘88 Formula.

Life’s not fair, no doubt about that.....

Are you actually counting words? if you’ve been paying attention 90% of all posts are simply a few words stolen from another site and a video. These are actual words crafted by the author instead of a copy paste job from another site, impressive for Jalopnik.

This has to be one of the top ten longest posts in Jalopnik history. For that I’m confused do I salute you or curse you? I was hoping for an instant cult classic but oh well....

Seriously though, Any redneck with a proper mullet knows these things as well.

Thank you :)

Pretty sure that back bumper gave me a chumbawamba.

Yes, I like my equipment nice and shiny.

it was clearly the Russians.......

that’s what I don’t get, what if this was an attack on the ship, they just full speed ahead right into it? You’d think after the USS Cole that shit would get dicey anytime something got less than a mile away.

solar and batteries will typically keep your refrigerator running and a few led lights and little else.