oh my goodness........

filmed with a potato and a dog turd

Not a single person that voted nice price will actually spend their own money and buy this,

Sure is, dang it’s sweet.

So can anyone tell me if Torguard works with Netflix? I’ll be spending 3 months in the philippines and along with securing my information i’ll want to watch netflix like i’m at home in the good old USA.

So can anyone tell me if Torguard works with Netflix? I’ll be spending 3 months in the philippines and along with…

The Turbo models were great fun back in the day.

Hell Yes, those things were fast and fun in their day.

must be owned by one of those “long hair Americans”

Ok I just bought one, I’m gonna be pissed at you if it sucks.

Ok I just bought one, I’m gonna be pissed at you if it sucks.

Can you elaborate or is it too dangerous?

whaaaaaaa, you need your eyes fixed. she’s big and sexy :) Yeah I have no interest in fighting, too fat and out of shape :)

Top notch trunk ya found $kay well done as always :)

the four-door Gran Coupe is gorgeous, no way they axe that one.

Whatever they are, I think they are ugly. It looks completely half assed to me. Like they are too lazy to do proper body work so they just screw on some plastic. to each their own though.

The top comments are all from Jalops so maybe he desperately needed someone to click on his lazy attempt at “jouralism” these guys get paid actual money for this crap.

Lot’s of really cool things and great photos. I just can’t get on board with the screw on fender extensions on super cars. It looks horrible and is the kind of thing that only belongs on a jeep with comically large tires. Fat fenders are highly desirable, just don’t screw them on like they came from a 1980's J.C…

So basically the automotive equivalent to a bunch of wankers at a soccer game blowing their vuvuzelas.

This is pure, hot, runny, dog shit. I hope your trash never makes it to Jalopnik again.

the only nanny I have on my Escape is blind spot detection. A light illuminates in the side mirror letting you know a car is there. very very handy. Really miss having it on the 2015 C7 which is much harder to see out of. I guess the ford has park assist and crap like that too.

those things were rocketships back in the day. my buddies mom had one we were never allowed to drive it :)