4'10" 89 pounds when we got married.

They’re hilarious. They have a donkey too that thinks he’s a guard dog.

Billy Goats pee on their beards, which was once helpfully pointed out to me by my Ex-wife’s dad after I spent ten minutes petting the damn thing and stroking it’s pee-beard.

No doubt the best contributor on the site by far. He is me 25 years ago.

David Tracy is my spirit animal.

trying to figure out the ratio of balls to insanity it takes to stay on the gas.

I made it almost halfway through. I feel like I deserve a prize.

anything from the 80's you have to at least consider the possibility.

Mr. Orlove, Corporate just called down and they’re gonna need you to go ahead and take a drug test.

unless there’s 8k worth of the finest 1980's cocaine in the back hatch this baby’s a Crack Pipe.

my ex wife won a teen beauty pageant in 20o0, she’s 280 pounds now, CP

Some people that have a ton of money simply will not be inconvenienced no matter the cost.

Steering wheel on wrong side, CP

If Pontiac made an 80's Jeep Cherokee in the late 90's they would have called it the Dodge Nitro.

I’m looking forward to the changes hoping it makes the racing better but other than the obvious sandbagging that goes on at the superspeedways It’s so hard to pass that drivers have to give close to max effort the entire race in order to get a good finish. So because of that I’m not sure how much difference we’ll see…

Moist is my favorite word. Anytime you can find an excuse to use it is ok in my book.

Moist is my favorite word. Anytime you can find an excuse to use it is ok in my book.

It sold fast, slept on it, decided to pursue it and it was already gone. Just means I have more time to save for a 997. I’m already 40 so can’t wait too long or I’ll have to get a Corvette, the default old guy car.

I completely understand, which is why i said we’d see harder racing in the stages for the bonus points (should have said segments, yes) End result meaning number of cautions as referenced in the post I was replying too. I can see the confusion you had as my multiple trains of thought kind of ran together. They’re…

And that is not on a drag strip, no way you could do that at the track, there isn’t the room. They are on wide open road.

he added that link well after