I seriously don’t think you can type while sucking it. How many arms do you have?

He’s going to the Celtics, write it down, lay your wagers, you can thank me later. NBA championships:

This is so on bro

The old gentlemanly phrase was; “I would care to engage you in two handed fisticuffs”........

You mean of the 2 handed variety?

I thought the Icelandic Twitter account was the best thing about the Euros but this clap has been fantastic (usually a line relegated to sadistic whores).

I’m pretty hammered so I might have mis-read something but he had to beat 4 people to get to the second round? What the fuck kind of bullshit tournament is this Wimbledon thingy?

AAAh what? YNTP......

Not to get of course but is it better to go to Valhalla after beating a team you should have beaten or go to hell to meet 70 some odd virgins for killing a bunch of innocent people who are better than you could ever hope to be in a spineless, cowardly fashion?

Iceland was the better team, Iceland is the better team and if England had won this game it would have been a huge upset. I’m truly baffled by the commentary.

Is there anyone writing for Deadspin who’s played sports? I read an article on one of the other family of sites a while back and the author said she’d asked the Deadspin staff to QA some sportsy terminology before she posted it. The milk coming out my nose when I read that prevented me from remembering details.

I said that sarcastically but I’m of the belief if you have to explain your sarcasm, your sarcasm sucks. BTW what does WATP mean?

I’m glad this guy’s ok but people who believe that some cartoon character had a thing to do with it is indicative of the biggest problem this world faces.

Am I the only one scratching my head at these announcers in the England - Iceland game talking about how Iceland winning would be the biggest upset in the ever loving history of upsets? I know England has the history and pedigree but is it so easy to disregard how a team’s playing right now? If I had a few bucks to…

A good friend of mine I met in Afghanistan is in the Spanish Air Force and lives in Zaragoza. He’s a Real fan which means I had to be a Barca fan. I’m a Red Sox fan so he had to buy a Yankees hat (he’s a dick). Zaragoza was an alternate landing site for the Space Shuttle and I had the opportunity to visit him during…

A couple days ago people were saying Iceland shouldn’t have scored the second goal against Austria because it meant they’d have to play England and not Slovakia. If you have the opportunity to play England as opposed to Slovakia in the knockouts you don’t hesitate to light puppies on fire if necessary.

I’m a car enthusiast, I’ve also broken the speed of sound on many occasions (never in a car). I hope Joe Hart remains in net for England until reBrentry. I shop at Walmart sometimes which I’m not proud of but the older lady who hands out treats on the weekend is kinda hot. I think Hamilton should be the only one…

I’ve been a pilot for about 25 years and agree with the other responses to your question. It should be added that I’ve flown large aircraft that actually have as part of the emergency procedure in the event of a fuselage fire to do what you can to increase airflow over the affected part of the airplane in the hope of…

That's Mr Asswipe to you.

When I first started flying in the middle east I’d hear an airline on the radio with the callsign “Air Jihad” - I thought that was pretty fucked up until I realized they were saying “Etihad”. I’ll decline the opportunity to admit how long it took me to figure this out.