“Excuse me, I think you are kavanaughing. We’ll give you a few minutes to compose yourself.”

A lot of baseball tickets, right?

I live in Kentucky and Mitch McConnell’s voicemail is always full. He can’t even be bothered to pretend to listen to his constituents. I send snail mail letters and emails and get boilerplate replies thanking me for my concern. Next time I’m going to write, “As your constituent and as an American I think you’re…

Next time I have a job interview, I am going to start crying and then belligerently yelling at everybody about how much I love beer.

She’s a fucking liar herself. She only said that so she could have cover to pass the tax bill. Notice she hasn’t brought up McConnell’s betrayal either... I don’t know how the hell she was convinced to vote in favor of keeping the ACA, but that was an anomaly, clearly.

Excuse me... I’d like to enter this into evidence for who the hysterical one really is.

How about all the dark money being funnelled into Kavanaugh’s camp? For a much longer time than just the past month? He’s been propped up by some Deep Statey forces for a long time now. She’s being disingenuous.

“Dark money”

He threw a temper tantrum last week and the Republicans watched and said, “Yeah! That’s what we need more of in the highest court of the nation!”

Susan Collins went OUT OF HER WAY to be a totally traumatic asshole.

Kavanaugh promised her? He promised?

I’m a Mainer. I’ve tried calling Senator Collins for WEEKS and all her voicemailboxes ate full. Nobody answers the phone. Senator King - got through to a nice young man on first call and had a great conversation. And then the day Dr. Ford & Kavenaugh testifies.... I was saddened, nauseated, enraged... over the course…

I’m not being hysterical, I’m being Kavanaughlike.

She didn’t need to go on for 43 minutes. As soon as she started going on about “dark money being used to oppose the nomination” we all knew her mind was made up. She drank the kool-aid.

Lady, he went with a PREPARED speech on Thursday showing you and the rest of the world he doesn’t have “judicial temperament” during a job interview where he had to explain why as a youth he didn’t have “judicial temperament”. I’m younger than him and even I know I can easily dismiss Ford with some sayings like, “I’m…

All this sorrid affair proves to me is there is no such thing as a “moderate” Republican.

Yeah, I am pretty sure Kavanaugh cares enough to keep his promise to Susan Collins .....

It’s not exactly a mystery or a surprise that Susan Collins is a piece of shit, but my GOD that speech was on a whole ‘nother level. The gall of that woman to pretend she gives a shit about Dr. Ford or any other survivor while she’s sanctimoniously announcing to the world that she’s going to place a sexual abuser and…

What you should do is start talking to your other friends about how cheap she is behind her back. Really build up some animosity. Then if you ever go out together again, ask for split checks, but only 2 of them. One for the table and one for her. And if you’re in line for coffee tell Claire and Alice to go ahead and…