Alas, no. He’s also a Necronomicon minion. He just drew the line at outright treason against the U.S. He did stay pro-Trump through the Access Hollywood tape, McCain POW remarks, Gold Star family bullying, “Mexicans are rapists”, etc. Definitely Necronomicon material himself. How else could he be married to that…

He does know that the colonies revolted against the crown because of tariffs (among other things), not because they wanted more or thought that they where good or reasonable for England, right? Oh, who am I kidding he doesn’t know his ass from his feet. =/

For real. I try to have patience. But it’s so hard not to cringe when the daily political roundup sounds like pre-woke Teen Vogue.

Yea, I like that too. But this part. Ew:

Agreed. There’s also a not small chance he could drop from the stress, so you know, if he’s choosing to be all worked up all day every day, maybe he should do some yoga and deep breathing before his heart explodes.

“He’s not just my boss,” Kellyanne says. “He’s our president.”

Gotta say, he's fluent in the language of his base. Any time you hear or see "Democrat party" (not Democratic), you know contempt will follow.

I was gasping for air by the end. I kept holding out for Pa Kessler to finish with “You done goofed now, idiot!”.

“I can’t afford to do that without staying with my family, but they’re cucked.”

saw this on TP and too good not to share....

SOMEONE’S IN MY FRUIT CELLAR

What? Everyone knows that Kellyanne Conway’s husband is the hapless fool that found a Necronomicon and read it out loud

The Rigged Russian Witch Hunt goes on and on as the “originators and founders” of this scam continue to be fired and demoted for their corrupt and illegal activity.

I love when Kellyanne tried to get her conversation off the record when she was criticizing her husband.  I don’t think that marriage is going to survive this presidency.  

I read this in the voice of Buddy Cole.

• The Washington Post wrote about the relationship between Kellyanne Conway and her Trump hating husband, George Conway. They’re at odds, but they make it work? Why write about this? [Washington Post]

the director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services

This letter / article is a classic case of ‘burying the lede’ - the ‘friending’ thing is the least of the issues here.

“Should a server ever friend a customer on Facebook?”

Surely Peter Cushing would be the one for steak tips?