I hope you didn’t go outside, because I don’t see any sunscreen in this product diary, in text or in the images! It’s the most important thing you put on your face. You can keep living the low-key skincare life for decades and still look great if you start taking sun protection seriously NOW instead of waiting until…

I feel a little dumber for actually having read this post.

great, I am really looking for a pair of cute high-tops to round out my soft butch mom aesthetic

I can’t wear flip flops because of my high arches. My feet are like “What the fuck is this shit? We can’t work under these conditions.” And the straps tear my skin up (same with strappy shoes of any heel type). Other people think I’m insane and/or flat out lying because I find flip flops less comfortable than a good…

I will stan a cute block heel shoe until the day I die tho.

Compromise?

Well, yeah. You wouldn’t want your skin to get too brown, after all.

It took the Mr and I 5 years to move in together (and we’ve yet to make it legal) but I knew in a month and we’re nearly 20 years in.

I have to admit, I’m a little jealous of people who can move this fast. I usually need at least 3-5 business days before I’m comfortable enough with my own life choices, let alone someone else’s.

I love this comment, it’s the only take we need.

My parents knew each other for two weeks before they got married. They were married for 66 years.

Colin Jost got lapped!

Am I the only one who thinks Pete Davidson is barely a celebrity. Yeah he is on Saturday Night Live but honestly with a couple exceptions a comedian having a spot on SNL is the equivalent of a Broadway Actor being murder suspect of the week on a Law and Order episode.

Congratulations?

I’m sure she’s just caught up in it. My friend became quickly engaged to a woman with BPD. They also got tattoos. He got a key and she got a heart-shaped lock. It only lasted a couple months. And he’s never been a social media person and suddenly they were all over social media declaring their love.

The world is shit, more power to these crazy kids. Most famous people divorce eventually anyways.

Somebody tell me again how it’s The Gays that will ruin the sanctity of marriage?

Just wanted to say I fucking love Nathan Lane.

This is how you ally!!