On the show, he would say, “I love you just the way you are.” One day I said, “Fred, were you talking to me?” And he looked at me and he said, “Yes, I’ve been talking to you for two years and you finally heard me today.” And I just collapsed into his arms. I started crying. That’s when I knew I loved him.

We all do.

I watched the full apology last night, and the few excerpts in this article don’t capture the true flavour. She made it very clear not only to whom she was apologizing, but also for what she was apologizing:

I loooooove this apology. Sam Bee is a real intellectual genius and deserves a mcarthur grant or whatever. I’m so glad she got to flesh out the statement Ivanka Trump is a feckless cunt. I think I need to say that more. I saw an Ivanka trump shirt at Goodwill yesterday. It was labeled as $5.95 as it was a New Goods.…

My right wing acquaintances were dancing in the streets when the school lunch nutrition requirements were rolled back. How dare schools offer vegetables!

Sam Bee would never choose to apologise, this was forced on her by the network.

Too right. There’s nothing civil about taking kids from people, so expect no civility back.

feck·less

YES. When it first happened and people were wondering if TBS would cancel her, I was like, “Great, let them. Then Netflix can grab her and she can say all the shit she’s been holding back.”

Have you seen Michelle Wolf’s show? I was never a big fan of her Daily Show appearances but I caught her first episode and I…

As long as the attacks on women and minorities continue, I’m not going to be civil about anything.

I read the Salty Waitress for these replies.

Thank you.

How dare some uppity non-white woman tell me not to give my kids Lunchables and soda!

Has DS never seen the Muppet Movie?

Ivana Trump is what I imagine a old third-rate-brothel madam from Regency romance novels would look like, trying really hard to look sexy but, given her tackiness, very revealing attire, and lack of decorum, she fails miserably. If you read historical romance novels, you know what I am talking about. It’s a character…

Drink it. It would be really awkward if you just stared at her silently, with cold, lifeless eyes, inviting the void. The dark, ancient ones. The first ones, from beyond the veil. The ones who once walked this Earth before man, and seek to return to perform a terrible reckoning. That’d be really awkward for everyone,…

Huh. Hey, remember the time Michelle Obama suggested eating a vegetable once in a while, and people started rioting in the streets?

“What do I do when a server presents my wine?”

So now even the ex-wives of Trump are cribbing from Michelle Obama.