Dear God I bet she’s fun at parties, so how does she discern between infidelity and him seeing a shapely shampoo bottle in the shower and spontaneously shucking the corn? Is that just me?

A basketball player would be out for a month after that, a hockey player would have picked the ball up and fired it back at the pitcher at 96 then taken first, he also probably would have sacked 2 villages and gotten laid on the way.